Heather Hapeta lives in Aotearoa-New Zealand: real travel, real adventures, real stories, real photos. Recent destinations Vietnam, Cambodia, Taiwan and Hong Kong – now NZ destinations due to COVID travel restrictions
More Funny English Signs
As sent to me in emails – wonderful, but sometimes confusing, English! Post any funny signs you have seen in the comments.
In a city restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.